swiggity swag whats in the bag
I told my dad that spinach smoothies were like a spiritual experience and he got mad and said “spiritual and spinach should never be used in the same sentence”
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
Well, I don’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.
i don’t trust anyone who’s too much of a stupid shit dick to be comfortable with basic female anatomy so i guess we’re even